This Impious Spyware Yarn Has A Cheery Ending

A couple of weeks ago, I had such a immoral brush with fate that I was conscious if I would ever make it out alive. I had just opened up my new laptop, and was getting ready to present my masterpiece sales presentation in preparation for a sales speech I was going to give at this outrageous convention the very next day. I almost became sick when it became plain that my computer was frozen due to some spyware issue, and wouldn’t move an inch. I was doomed. Suddenly, I shrieked like a school girl who’s just found her lunch box filled with starved cockroaches. Several people ran up to see what all the hubbub was about. Some good spyware adware removal software is just what you need, said an angelic voice from just over my right shoulder. I was massively grateful as I accepted with kind strangers advice, and we all lived happily ever after.

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